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You know when something is so stupid its funny.... this is the page for that

I was bored I had to harrass someone

SoftballAngel2x4: pretend I didnt spell it wrong kay
the other guy: O...kay?
 I gotta go...Rachael should have told you that I was leaving before se sent you my sn...
The other guy: Bye!!!
SoftballAngel2x4: she did
SoftballAngel2x4: bye
SoftballAngel2x4: love you
the other guy: I'm sure you do
SoftballAngel2x4: aww that hurts
SoftballAngel2x4: you wont even say it back
the other guy: Well, gotta go...bye
SoftballAngel2x4: arent you gonna say it
SoftballAngel2x4: common
SoftballAngel2x4: you know you want to
SoftballAngel2x4: Hey dont walk away from me
SoftballAngel2x4: Please...


chantelly08: You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.  You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.  You're open to new people and friends, which makes you a pretty popular person.  You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it.
chantelly08: does that sound like me?

rinuku_star: definatly.....to tru...that sounds a little scary it knows you so well

chantelly08: :D

rinuku_star: heehee

chantelly08: I took this quiz it says Im 63% addicted to these quizes

rinuku_star: so chantelly.....its scary
rinuku_star: wel you r

chantelly08: :-P
chantelly08: I need help but I dont want it

rinuku_star: heehee..just giving it to you straigt
rinuku_star: yup

chantelly08: lol

rinuku_star: soo hows the jelly bean addiction coming along?

chantelly08: what addiction ::shifts eyes::

rinuku_star: heehee..that one...::pionts at bag of jelly beans laying on the desk::
rinuku_star: points
rinuku_star: *

chantelly08: no it doesnt ::starts to sweat
chantelly08: ::

rinuku_star: ::snatches bag and runs with them::

chantelly08: Not again ::picks up phone:: Ight..... yeah... asian
gangsters...... yeah... ok so lets see..... shes heading twards.... yeah......... no just the jelly beans...

rinuku_star: haahaahaaahaaahaahaa
rinuku_star: :: picks up cell:: yeah.....looking for.....the ninjas
will be here......ok......protect the beans at all costs

chantelly08: ohh fuck ::picks up cell:: Asian gangsters....... yeah.. were gonna need reinforcments..... no no you did a good job last time...... I promise..... yes your my favorite gangsters..... yes but I need you to call the pimp institute and explain the mission... yeah say Chantel told you.... kay... ::hangs up phone

rinuku_star: :: cell rings:: yeah......oh then call up the football
team...yes and the fighting mokeys....we need them all ok....yeah.....just dont lose the beans::hangs up::

chantelly08: :: picks up phone:: Yeah I need the slutest cheerleaders fast..... yes I know I sent them to get my money but this is more important..... and well need lots of bananas. but that might not work so I need my hoes to come too...... yes I called the pimps.... I need pimps and hoes....
chantelly08: ::hangs up phone::

rinuku_star: :: picks up ringing phone:: yeah...hoes...pimps....and cheeleaders.....ok time for the....yes yes  iknow.....we need to bring in
the battle trained circus midgets......fast......yes the unicycles
too.....ok...mmhmm...yeah...ok::hanges up::

chantelly08: ::phone rings:: what do you mean the cheerleads are gone!!....they ran off.... with the foot ball players... THAT WAS THE PLAN!!........well if you keep this up you wont have a job....... you know what... just call in the tigers...... yes I know they are untamed.......

rinuku_star: :: phone rings:: yes yes....i know i planned on the
tigers...that why....yes i knew what i was doing....tell the midgets to get a feew more reinforcements....yess...yess....i said YES GODDAMN
IT.....good ::hanges up::

chantelly08: :: picks up phone, thinks twice then hands it to personal hoe:: Tell him I need the mafia. And.... hmmmm... a bucket of ice cream..... "a bucket of ice cream?" Not for the war for me I want Ice cream...... oh and I want the drug dealers... not the ones on 39th... well... them too and 56th... dont stare at me tell him!

rinuku_star: Phone rings:: yeah....no dont tell them where the fuck i'm hiding them....they r too fucking precius...i need a heat ray...a stong one.....yes yes....direct it to her icecream..........no...yes....and i want all the religous helpers you can get...and all the drug addiction counslers....... yes....ok::hanges up::

chantelly08: ::looks at hoe:: Fuck drug counslers.... oh ok so before we send out the drug dealers give them hallucinagins they wont know what any one is talking about the drug counslers wont be able to get through to them.... what do you mean its to late?? Fuck well did the ice cream make it? Thats it no more misses nice gangster pimp. Get my cat.. not crystal she wouldnt hurt anyone.... yes marbles.

rinuku_star: picks up phone:: ok we need the drug siffing hounds and the cat hunting ones........yes the cat hunting ones....dont askk...just know thats its not going to be pretty......and we need so cat toys...just...dont ask.....dont forget to infuse them with catnip.....yes...and bring in the flying squirls....uhuh...ok.....yes they can bring their
nuts.......

chantelly08: ::laughs:: Cat nip makes her extreamly mad, she likes to attacks dogs and peoples legs when they're not looking....... trust me dont walk around a dark corner when shes mad. Im just glad she likes me.

rinuku_star: but the squirrls....heehee..they fly...cats dont...heehee

chantelly08: ::picks up phone:: Kay we need cruel and unusual punishments now..... hunters????.... thats pretty cruel...... use tranculizers then make the squrills be on our side by forcing them to be with hillbillies

rinuku_star: picks up phone:: yeah i need you to call the hillbilly control center...yeah...tell them we have some trouble makers......and call up the department of illegal
tranquilzers...yes...uuhuh......ok....and dont forget my peanuts....i need them to feed my new elephant.......

chantelly08: ::turns to beloved hoe:: call up the sumo wrestlers... how would u know if I spell it wrong Im talking to you

rinuku_star: =))

chantelly08: O:-)

rinuku_star: :: looks up:: ok bring in the sumo diet....yes....all
salad......no....yes i want them now.....sure.....some can be cesar...for th ones who come to this side first......yeah....but we need.....what do you mean all the hunting dogs are gone.....fine bring in the......yes the chuiuauas(sp?) ok......and the tocos...no not for the dogs..for me...yes....and a steel safe for the beans...

chantelly08: ::picks up old time phone::ok we need all the jail
birds..... and break everyone out of jail.... yes I know the harm it can cause.... does it look like I care.... I know you cant see me its a saying type thing..... no its like when you say.. why do I bother ::reaches to hang up phone...:: Shit!!! ::SPLASH, dives into swimming pool:: ::comes
up and takes breath:: How'd this het here?? ::looks around::

rinuku_star: ok BRING IN THE PAROL OFFICERS!!!!now.....and the jailers...all of them..no they wont be needed at the jail anymore.....just trust me......did the pool plan work......ok good....now begin the freeze.....yes now.....NOW!!!

chantelly08: ::jumps out of pool quickly, walks akwardly to desk and takes quiz:: Haha my porn star name is sweetest sin..... how'd they know that..... oh umm I mean cough cough.... ::whispers:: No one heard me
right?

rinuku_star: haa...alert the presses...yes i have it in print......the new york times and all the portland newspapers.............yes i said sweetest sin....yes...now!!!

chantelly08: shit now.. wait half of portland already knew that... freaks and their porn.....

rinuku_star: well i guess the other half gets to
know.......heehee........ultimate dishonor!!!!

chantelly08: Damn.... ok I need the fbi..... yes they'll work for us... see the captian guy... lets just say we have something against him... yes I want the fbi to dig up dirt on Alicia....

rinuku_star: screen blinks:: moves constantly....stole when she was six.......other wise clean record....:::

chantelly08: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
chantelly08: lmao

rinuku_star: heehee

chantelly08: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

rinuku_star: ummmm ok y?

chantelly08: this quiz keeps giving me pickup lines its fuckin funny ish


SoftballAngel2x4: I cant concentrait on the
preachers preachin my attention span done turned
off Im holden on that angel sangin up there in the
choir log....  shes got her daddys money her mamas
good looks for laughs and a stack of comic books a
wild imagination college education add it all up its a
deadly combination shes a good fast fisher a
dinamite kisser country as a turn up green shes got
her daddys money her mamas good looks and look
whos lookin at me

peekabooluv4: lol oky
SoftballAngel2x4: sorry.. I have a problem
peekabooluv4: yea i kno
SoftballAngel2x4: My name is Chantel and I am
here because I have a problem with songs. I always
have the sudden erge ( I dont know how to say it) to
write songs to people on instant messager

peekabooluv4: *points and giggles*
peekabooluv4: Hi...um....my name is kelsey..... and i um.... have a problem....
SoftballAngel2x4: ::slouches in chair::
SoftballAngel2x4: ::shifts eyes, then covers mouth::
peekabooluv4: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!  STOP WISHPERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
peekabooluv4: *the people in my head*
SoftballAngel2x4: ::snikers:: I like candy
SoftballAngel2x4: psycho! groupy! cokaine! crazy!
Psycho groupy cokaine crazy psycho groupy coke
makes you high makes u high makes you really wanna go psycho groupy cokaine crazy
SoftballAngel2x4: WHO DID THAT ::look vigerously around::

peekabooluv4: ::can we say :pyscho? all together now
SoftballAngel2x4: psycho
SoftballAngel2x4: heyyy

peekabooluv4: thats how i spelled it  carlotta
SoftballAngel2x4: that ok Ill just talk to clide
SoftballAngel2x4: Carlota is my alter ego

peekabooluv4: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!  ::flys out of chair and rolls on the floor in the fetal position::
SoftballAngel2x4: ::laughs:: Carlota shut up they
can here you!
SoftballAngel2x4: you shut up
SoftballAngel2x4: u bitch
SoftballAngel2x4: who made you boss
SoftballAngel2x4: Ladies ladies es ok
SoftballAngel2x4: fuck this shit

peekabooluv4: ::lies flat on the floor:: shhhhhhh
::puts ear to the ground:: they can hear us
SoftballAngel2x4: what is she doin? Clide Carlotta
help me out here
SoftballAngel2x4: Shut up Chantelly Im tired of u
SoftballAngel2x4: at least Im not a slacker Chantel
SoftballAngel2x4: SHUT THE FUCK UP
BITCHED
SoftballAngel2x4: BITCHES*

peekabooluv4: ::eyes widden:: .......you made them
angry....
peekabooluv4: YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::eyes roll back in head and i pass out::
SoftballAngel2x4: OH NO!! Chantel your the smart
one do somethin
SoftballAngel2x4: u said I was a slacker!!
SoftballAngel2x4: I meant telly
SoftballAngel2x4: ::All together:: KELSEY!!

peekabooluv4: ~'chantelly this is your concious
speaking.....HIDE THE FUCKIN BODIE!!!!!!!!!! theres a closet over there'~
SoftballAngel2x4: Finnally where have you been all
my life
SoftballAngel2x4: CHANTELLY NOO ES
KELSEY
SoftballAngel2x4: save her

peekabooluv4: ~'dont worry about me hide the
bodie that way ....YOU CAN RULE THE
EARTH!!!!!!!'~
SoftballAngel2x4: YES!!!!! The world will be ruled.
Im willing to cut u a deal though

peekabooluv4: ~'wut'~
SoftballAngel2x4: ok see what were gonna do is..
SoftballAngel2x4: ::shifts eyes and moves in closer
covering mouth::

peekabooluv4: ~'shhhh dont forget the other two
are in here also'~
SoftballAngel2x4: we are going to take over the
world first Canada then move our way south then
west untill we have it all. We rule over and Smeagol
and Rachael are in on this
SoftballAngel2x4: we have been working on it since
7th grade
SoftballAngel2x4: we have made much progress and
my mind controll is workin pretty well
peekabooluv4: ~'first hide the bodie'~
SoftballAngel2x4: which one?
peekabooluv4: ~'...........there i smore than one???'~
SoftballAngel2x4: .... no ::shifts eyes, whipes
sweaty hands on pants:: no why would you think
that?!

peekabooluv4: ~' just hurry up and  hide KELSEYS
bodie........we'll take care of the reast later'~
SoftballAngel2x4: no Kelsey aint dead
peekabooluv4: ~' SHHHHHHHH NOONE HAS TO
KNO THAT'~
SoftballAngel2x4: es all part of the plan.
SoftballAngel2x4: Kelsey is in on it she just dont
know yet

peekabooluv4: ~'::evil laugh:: everything is working
as planed'~
SoftballAngel2x4: yes.... yes it is
peekabooluv4: (dude we should make this a
play!!!!!!!!!!)
SoftballAngel2x4: lol yeah we should
SoftballAngel2x4: WHOA  Dude we sooo should

peekabooluv4: called The extremly bored teenager
immagination
SoftballAngel2x4: that will be phase 234 then they
will never suspect us
SoftballAngel2x4: it would be pimp dude

peekabooluv4: haha!!
peekabooluv4: (seriously chantel we
should......damnit!)
SoftballAngel2x4: Im bein for real
peekabooluv4: hehe i love you
SoftballAngel2x4: heyy your mans on
peekabooluv4: hecks yess he is!
peekabooluv4: dude i got him pussywhipped
SoftballAngel2x4: lol
SoftballAngel2x4: yeah you do

peekabooluv4: like majorly!!!
peekabooluv4: its fuckin funn
peekabooluv4: hahahaha
SoftballAngel2x4: lol
peekabooluv4: *part of the master plan*
SoftballAngel2x4: yeah it is
peekabooluv4: lol
SoftballAngel2x4: SoftballAngel2x4: fucker
ptownpimps69: lalalalala loser
SoftballAngel2x4: tra lalala fucker
ptownpimps69: fafafafafa fucker
SoftballAngel2x4: ..............fucker
ptownpimps69: ...........................lozer
SoftballAngel2x4: bitch
ptownpimps69: hoe
ptownpimps69: :-Dj/p

SoftballAngel2x4: u better be
ptownpimps69: i am
peekabooluv4: lol
peekabooluv4: cute

peekabooluv4: haha put a comment on my myspace
SoftballAngel2x4: k
peekabooluv4: lol look at my name on there
SoftballAngel2x4: k
peekabooluv4: whered you go bebe?
SoftballAngel2x4: Im the lord and master
peekabooluv4: you are all bastards
peekabooluv4: worship me
SoftballAngel2x4: lol
peekabooluv4: or ill stab your eyes till they bleed
peekabooluv4: im the lord and master
SoftballAngel2x4: respect the trees
peekabooluv4: lol
SoftballAngel2x4: yeah thats right cross the street
so you dont have to deal with me
SoftballAngel2x4: I hope you get hit by a fucking
bus

peekabooluv4: oky your starting to sound like
tiffany
SoftballAngel2x4: ...
peekabooluv4: i love you
peekabooluv4: lol
SoftballAngel2x4: dude I cant believe that guy I was
yelling at got on the bus
peekabooluv4: lol yea i kno
peekabooluv4: that wuz creepy
SoftballAngel2x4: I know
peekabooluv4: hehe
peekabooluv4: hey
SoftballAngel2x4: heyyyy

 

chantelly08: Hi my name is Chantel.... I shouldnt be here....... I have NO problem
Alicia : :: stares harder :: r u SURE?
chantelly08: fo sho
Alicia : sure
chantelly08: ::glares, then quickly gives innocent look::
Alicia : :: raised eyebrows:: uhuh......ok.....room on the left.....
chantelly08: ::grabs papers, glares walks to room::
Alicia : :: bouncy lady walks up :: welcoome....this is the room for addictions and deniel.....whats your addiction and how bads your denial?
chantelly08:  .........
Alicia : :: bouncy lady becomes not quite so bouncy :: well? ::taps foot ::
chantelly08: Im leaving ::turns around
chantelly08: ::
Alicia : ::guards block door......HUGE guards:: i ASKED you a question..you would do kindly to answer it
chantelly08: :: smirks :: Move ::puppy dog face:: pleasssse
Alicia : :: stotic faces show no human emotion::
chantelly08: :: pokes one in nose::
Alicia : ::growls deep in throat:: answer her question
chantelly08: :: drops on floor:: Hahahahahahahaha
Alicia : :: lady looks to the right:: take her to the histaria room please.....
chantelly08: ::jumps up quickly::
Alicia : ::two nurses walk forward:: come along :: grabs you firmly under the shoulders lifting you off floor::
chantelly08: I thought it might have to come to this :: grabs bag with foot gets it to hands and takes out baseball bat  swings away then when free runs like hell:: HOME RUN!!
Alicia : ::army of huge guards all look the same....blockes the doors and exits...all the windows become barred:: ::receptionist and bouncy lady appear:: and just where do you think your going?
chantelly08: ::throws down smoke bomb and disapears::
Alicia : :: ladys yell in unison :: block all exits and remove every digging device available!!!!!!!1
chantelly08: ::knocks on window from outside::  muahahaha
Alicia : how the hell.....::ladys stare in confusion::
chantelly08: ::runs like hell:: Im late for the meeting!!!
Alicia : :: you become suddenly surrounded by  about 1000 men all dressed in black :: ma'am we're looking for this girl..:holds up younger picture of you:: do you know where we canfind her...she is believed to be an unregisterd alien
chantelly08: ::sweetly and innocently says:: Oh yes I saw her run by yelling about the strangest things. She yelled something like Im spost to be at the meeting with my fellow pimps right now.
Alicia : :: looks closer at pic :: its her...get her!!!..::army closes in on you fast..in a large black mass::
chantelly08: ::helicopter comes over head and drops ladder:: lozers hahaha
Alicia : :: pull out machine guns and be gin shotting rapidly at helicopter...bringing it down instantly::
chantelly08: ::runs then jumps onto a moving car excaping the scene::
Alicia : :: runs after car :: DAMN WE LOST HER AGAIN.....we need new diguises........