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Kay these are some random things I wanted to put on here because I dont really have anything else to do right now and I like them so yeah....

Things are more like they are now than ever before

Love your enemies... it @$*%s with their minds

Play dirty just dont get caught.

All generalizations are false including this one

A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of

I didnt say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you.

Practice safe sex go screw yourself.

A day without sunshine is like night

When life gives you lemons throw them at people, if they catch them...RUN

If you tell the truth you dont have to remember anything

                    

 

 

                    

 

 Quitters never win and winners never quit, but if  you never win and you never quit, you are an idiot

When life gives you lemons put them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger

True friends dont let friends do stupid things...alone

A true friend wouldnt bail you out of jail, a true friend would be in the cell next to yours yelling "THAT WAS AWSOME"

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, your a mile away and you have their shoes!!

Act your age not your shoe size

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

I'm not conceited. Conceidedness is a flaw, and i dont have any flaws....

I know Karate, kung fu, and 48 other dangerous words!

I smile because i have no idea whats going on!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!!

Mean ppl are like slinkys. You dont really think much of them, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs!! :)

I swear to drunk im not god!!!

Men are like buses, if u miss one, another will be along in 5 minutes

Men are like a deck of cards, some are kings but most are just jacks

If ur dad asks "do i look stupid?" Don't answer



 This ish is long but I really like it

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


 

Jack Sparrow is so Hot

Stress Managment:
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called 'the world'. the soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is so clear..... you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water. There now..... Feeling better?



SO HOT